me:  wooo let's go to bed early
brain:  no you have to write that mike/connie fic RIGHT NOW
well it doesn’t go away by 25 so we must live in hope for our 30s

maybe everyone secretly writes in present tense and it just gets copyedited out

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i feel you

i don’t get it when did present tense become the only tense?????

i remember when i was like 12 i hated present tense and now i don’t know how not to write it

TROUBLE

i went to do a facebook purge but all i thought when i scrolled through my friends list was “eh”

heartilys:

make me choose, sangheliios asked: tali or kaidan

takino-pony:

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

These are gold.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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